The creature was officially described as friendly.

The smile complicated things slightly.

This fragment is dedicated to unstable reassurance, strange warnings, and pretending everything feels normal enough.

Technical Details:
• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Heather colors are 60% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 40% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.4 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua or the US

Several witnesses reported confusion.

Official morale improved anyway.